Welcome to your new favorite food in Fort Worth. Our Brewery serves a variety of meals ranging from appetizers, salads, dinner plates, pizzas and unique burgers and sandwiches. Serving food in the Near Southside, South Main Village, and Fairmount since 2019.

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LUNCH & DINNER

NO OUTSIDE FOOD OR DRINK
Outside cakes/desserts will incur $2 fee per person

20% gratuity applied to tables of 8 or more

Split meals will incur a $1 charge

SPECIALS APPETIZERS SALADS PIZZAS SANDWICHES & BURGERS MAINS KIDS MEALS DESSERTS

SPECIALS

$25

PIES & PINTS*

Take-out special includes 10" pizza and a 4-pack of Funky Picnic pints!

$25

*Select Beers only

*Not available for dine-in

$13

BURGER & BEER COMBO*

Burger with cheddar, stone-ground mustard, & pickles. No side. Choice of Mexican Lager, Pilsner, or Hefeweizen

$13

*No Add-ons or Substitutions

*Must order beer and burger together as a combo

*Available for dine-in only

$$1.50 off

WING WEDNESDAY

Discounted wings every Wednesday

$$1.50 off

$50% off

FAMILY FRIDAY

Discounted Kids Meals every Friday

$50% off

*Offer for children under 18

$$2 off

SINLESS SATURDAY

Discount on Chopped Salad & Caesar Salad every Saturday

$$2 off

HAPPY HOUR

All Day Tuesday & from 2 - 6 pm Wednesday - Friday

$2 off Beers & Cocktails

$2 off Boilermakers

$1 off Appetizers

APPETIZERS

HOUSE- BATTERED ONION RINGS

House battered onion rings fried & served with spicy buttermilk dressing 🅥

BEER PAIRING: Funny Accent - ESB

$10

FRIED GOAT CHEESE

Five beer battered goat cheese balls drizzled with honey 🅥

$10

BEER PAIRING: It's Called Lovebus - Hefeweizen

$15

FONDUE & PRETZEL BITES

Beer cheese fondue served with pretzel bites & a side of stone-ground mustard 🅥

$15

BEER PAIRING: La Raza - Mexican Lager

$20

CHEESE BOARD

Assorted cheeses and accoutrements served with house-made focaccia 🅥 🥜

$20

CHARCUTERIE OPTION: Add artisanal meats for $5

BEER PAIRING: This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things - Prickly Pear Saison

CHICKEN WINGS

Five wings tossed in choice of sauce and served with a side of buttermilk or bleu cheese dressing.

SAUCES: Dragons Breath(EXTREME!), Cajun Lime (Hot), Spicy Buffalo (Hot), Caribbean Rum (Medium), Jerk Dry Rub (Medium), Honey Garlic Lemon Pepper (Medium), Dr Pepper BBQ (Mild)

BEER PAIRING: Funny Accent - ESB

$11

STUFFED CHEESY BREAD

Mozzarella and cheddar stuffed bread with garlic oil and parmesan crust. Served with a side of marinara 🅥

$11

BEER PAIRING: La Raza - Mexican Lager

FRIED PICKLE SPEARS

Beer-battered and fried pickle spears with sriracha buttermilk 🅥

$11

LOADED FRIES

Steak fries topped with mornay cheese sauce, bacon, jalapeños, and avocado crema

$11

BEER PAIRING: Funny Accent-ESB

SALADS

Dressings: Buttermilk, Bleu Cheese IPA, Orange & Ale Vinaigrette, Italian, Oil & Balsamic, Olive Oil

$16

CHOPPED SALAD

Chicken, hard-boiled egg, bacon, avocado, goat cheese, tomatoes, & bleu cheese IPA dressing

$16

BEER PAIRING: Coasters!!1! - Pilsner

$12

CAESAR SALAD

Romaine lettuce, parmesan, croutons, and caesar dressing 🅥

$12

ADD Grilled Chicken - $3

ITALIAN HOUSE SALAD

Mixed greens, olives, cherry tomatoes, onions, croutons, parmesan cheese with an Italian dressing 🅥

BEER PAIRING: La Raza - Mexican Lager

SIDE SALAD

Greens, tomatoes, carrots, red onions, and choice of dressing 🌱

STONE-FIRED PIZZAS

Personal 10” Hand Crafted Pies

$14

I AIN'T ALFREDO NO GHOST

10" Pizza with Alfredo sauce, mozzarella, goat cheese, and parmesan 🅥

$14

BEER PAIRING: This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things - Prickly Pear Saison

$14

HOLY MOLY PEPPERONI

10" Pizza with marinara sauce, mozzarella, a whole lot of pepperoni and topped with parmesan

$14

$16

LIL SUPREME

10" pizza with marinara sauce, Italian sausage, red & green bell peppers, roasted mushrooms, green olives, & red onions

$16

BEER PAIRING: Could Have Had A Bad Beer - Dry Hopped Pilsner

$15

GO WITH THE BUFFA-FLO

10" pizza with buffalo sauce, mozzarella, caramelized onions, bacon, grilled chicken, & buttermilk

$15

BEER PAIRING: I Wish Someone Would Choke Me - Hazy IPA

$17

YOU FEEL LUCKY PUNK?

10" pizza with marinara sauce, Italian sausage, house-made ricotta cheese, mozzarella, spicy honey, red pepper flakes, and basil

$17

$16

MARGHERITA PIZZA

10" pizza with marinara sauce, burrata cheese, tomatoes, & basil 🅥

$16

$18

IL PORCO

10" pizza with marinara sauce, prosciutto, capicola, & soppressata

$18

BEER PAIRING: It's Called Lovebus - Hefeweizen

$14

ASPARAGUS & MUSHROOM

10" pizza with pesto base, mozzarella, shaved asparagus, roasted mushroom, & goat cheese 🅥 🥜

$14

$15

SPICY PIZZA DIAVOLA

10" pizza with marinara sauce, salami, mozzarella, jalapeño, red onions, green olives and honey

$15

BEER PAIRING: Coasters!!! - Pilsner

$14

SOPPRESSATA & MUSHROOM

10" Pizza with marinara sauce, mozzarella, roasted mushrooms, & soppressata

$14

SANDWICHES

SIDE: Chips, Steak Fries ($2), Side Salad ($2), Onion Rings($2), Mac & Cheese ($2), Fruit Cup ($2.5), or Loaded Fries ($4)

$16

THE TABC

Turkey, Avocado, Bacon, and Cheddar, with tomato, arugula, pickled red onions, and peppercorn-dill aioli all sandwiched in large pieces of sourdough bread with house-made chips.

$16

BEER PAIRING: La Raza - Mexican Lager

$16

CLUCK NORRIS

Fried chicken, bacon, buttermilk, avocado, Swiss cheese, lettuce, and tomato on a bun with house-made chips.

$16

ADD WING SAUCE ($1): Dragon's Breath (EXTREME HEAT), Cajun Lime, Spicy Buffalo, Caribbean Rum, Honey Garlic Lemon Pepper, Dr Pepper BBQ

BEER PAIRING: Funny Accent - ESB

$14

SWEET HOME AVOCADO

Avocado sandwich with Swiss cheese, goat cheese, arugula, & pesto on sourdough 🅥 🥜

$14

$15

VEGAN AF SANDWICH

Hummus, avocado, roasted red bell peppers, arugula, pickled red onions, tomato, and balsamic-drizzled portobello on sourdough bread with house-made chips 🌱

$15

BURGERS

SIDE: Chips, Steak Fries ($2), Onion Rings ($2), Side Salad ($2), Mac & Cheese ($2), Fruit Cup ($2.5), or Loaded Fries ($4)

$15

FUNKY BURGER

Choice of burger patty (6-oz beef, portobello 🅥, black bean 🅥) with pimiento cheese, lettuce, tomato, red onion, beer pickles, and fancy sauce on a bun with house-made chips. Burger cooked to Medium (pink center), except for on special request.

$15

BEER PAIRING: Funny Accent - ESB

$14

JAILHOUSE BURGER

Beef patty, bacon, smooth peanut butter, honey, banana, and mozzarella on a brioche bun and served with choice of side.

$14

BEER PAIRING: Two Peanut Butters One Cup - Peanut Butter Milk Stout

$13

BUILD-YOUR-OWN BURGER

Choice of burger patty, lettuce, tomato, raw red onion, and pickles on a sesame-seed bun and a side of house-made chips. Burgers cooked to Medium (pink center), except upon request.

$13

BURGER PATTY: 6-oz Beef, Portobello 🌱, or Black Bean 🌱

VEGGIES ($0.50 each): Grilled onions, pickled red onions, roasted red bell peppers, pickled jalapeños, fresh jalapeños, grilled fresh jalapeños, arugula

CHEESE ($0.75 each): Swiss, cheddar, pepper jack, goat cheese, bleu cheese crumbles

PREMIUM ($1.00 each): Avocado, egg, bacon, mushrooms, substitute sourdough bread 🌱, peanut butter 🥜, house-made wing sauces: Dragon's Breath, Cajun-Lime, Spicy Buffalo, Honey Garlic Lemon Pepper, Caribbean Rum, Jerk Dry Rub, Dr. Pepper BBQ, Buttermilk Ranch, Bleu Cheese IPA dressing

MAINS

$14

BIG BIRD BASKET

Four fried chicken strips, house-made chips, and choice of dipping sauce.

$14

DIPPING SAUCE: Ketchup, Stone-ground Mustard, Buttermilk or Bleu Cheese Dressing, Cajun Lime, Spicy Buffalo, Caribbean Rum, Honey Garlic Lemon Pepper, Dr Pepper BBQ, White Gravy ($1)

BEER PAIRING: Funny Accent - ESB

$18

LIL' BIT OF CHICKEN FRIED

Chicken fried chicken with cream gravy, mashed potatoes, and seasonal vegetables.

$18

BEER PAIRING: Coasters!!! - Pilsner

$17

NOTHING IS IMPASTABLE

Summer sausage, red bell & green bell peppers, with penne pasta, Cajun Alfredo sauce, and parmesan.

$17

ADD GRILLED CHICKEN for $3

ADD GRILLED MUSHROOMS for $3

$17

I MAKE SPORE DECISIONS

Grilled chicken with a mushroom sauce, mashed potatoes and grilled mixed veggies

$17

BEER PAIRING: La Raza - Mexican Lager

KIDS MEALS

SIDE: Chips, Steak Fries ($2),Onion Rings ($2),Side Salad ($2), Mac & Cheese ($2), Fruit Cup ($2.5), or Loaded Fries ($4)

$11

KIDS CHEESE PIZZA

10" pizza with tomato sauce and mozzarella

$11

KIDS CHEESEBURGER

4-oz beef patty and cheddar cheese on a brioche bun, plain and dry, served with a choice of side.

CHICKEN TENDERS

Fried chicken tenderloins served with ketchup and a choice of side.

TURKEY & CHEDDAR SANDWICH

Sliced turkey breast and cheddar cheese on sourdough bread, served with a choice of side.

PB&J SANDWICH

Peanut butter and red raspberry jam on sourdough bread and served with a choice of side. 🅥 🥜

GRILLED CHEESE

Cheddar cheese melted between sourdough bread and served with a choice of side. 🅥

$4.5

FRUIT CUP

Mix of seasonal fresh fruits and berries 🌱

$4.5

DESSERTS

WARM BROWNIE

Warm brownie topped with a scoop of Henry’s Mexican Vanilla Bean ice cream & peanut butter stout beer caramel drizzle. 🅥 🥜

BEER PAIRING: Two Peanut Butters, One Cup - Peanut Butter Milk Stout

SUNDAE IS FOR THE BOYS

Build-Your-Own Sundae: A la mode serving of Henry’s Mexican Vanilla Bean ice cream, plus: 🅥

TOPPINGS:

25¢ - Whipped Cream, Cherry

50¢ - Beer Caramel, Chocolate syrup, Peanut Butter, Luxardo Cherry, Chopped Almonds

$1 - Crumbled Oreo Cookie, House-Made Jam, Banana, Fresh Fruit

BEER PAIRING: Two Peanut Butters, One Cup - Peanut Butter Milk Stout

🅥 = Vegetarian | 🌱 = Vegan | 🥜 = Contains Nuts

**Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness

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Welcome to your new favorite food in Fort Worth. Our Brewery serves a variety of meals ranging from appetizers, salads, dinner plates, pizzas and unique burgers and sandwiches. Serving food in the Near Southside, South Main Village, and Fairmount since 2019.

LUNCH & DINNER

**Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness

Funky Picnic Brewery & CaféOur business closed on April 27th, 2024 and no longer has operating hours or products for sale in any capacity

Funky Picnic Brewery & Café
Our business closed on April 27th, 2024 and no longer has operating hours or products for sale in any capacity